We went to a Christmas party Saturday night.
There was a white elephant gift exchange.
I got this:
I don't like chickens...and yet I keep getting chicken gifts.
So now Felix has come to live in my basement dwelling.
Where should he sit? Next to Aunt Gladys?
In the toy corner?
Near the wire rack?
On this book case?
Or on this book case?
Everyone seems to have an elf on the shelf, but I've got the chicken on the shelf!